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Mrs. thinks that life is never fair, but perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.

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Автор: alena_volgograd

17-09-2011, 22:41

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Mrs. never raises her hand to her children - it leaves her midsection unprotected

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Автор: KenGURU

17-09-2011, 18:45

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Mrs. is making steadfast progress

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Автор: greyalex

17-09-2011, 13:21

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Mrs. doubts, therefore she might be.

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Автор: hidd

17-09-2011, 07:22

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Mrs. is waxing on, waxing off.

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Автор: wide

17-09-2011, 02:33

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Mr. thinks that some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps

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Автор: SmanxX1

16-09-2011, 20:40

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Mr. is from the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington DC is close to California.

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Автор: chearz

16-09-2011, 12:36

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Mr. says "Stop Global Whining"

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Автор: ilnaqwerty

16-09-2011, 04:28

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Mr. suports publik edjicashun

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Автор: egoka

15-09-2011, 21:50

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Mr. is inventing powdered water

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Автор: xr-viktr

15-09-2011, 15:21

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Mr. started out with nothing and he still has most of it left

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Автор: zlucker

15-09-2011, 09:43

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Mrs. doesn't practice what she preaches, because she's not the kind of person she's preaching to.

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Автор: gugenot63

15-09-2011, 05:06

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Mrs. always forgives her enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Автор: Leda

14-09-2011, 20:59

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Mr. is realising that old age comes at a bad time

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Автор: ZanZus

14-09-2011, 16:43

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Mr. is travelling at the lead of spite

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Автор: Landin

14-09-2011, 09:46

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Mr. is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for his liposuction!

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Автор: RadIkaL

14-09-2011, 04:20

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Mrs. is on the way to Europe, France.

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Автор: Kolcha

13-09-2011, 23:53

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Mrs. is a nosomaniac

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Автор: BLOOM

13-09-2011, 18:33

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Mr. found out what serendipity meant by accident

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Автор: allalla

13-09-2011, 10:08

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Mr. is the boss (his wife said he could be)

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Автор: CoolXaker

13-09-2011, 04:26

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Mrs. is mourning the weekend

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Автор: keit

12-09-2011, 22:18

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Mr. is like a superhero with no powers or motivation.

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Автор: Vovan48

12-09-2011, 14:22

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Mr. knows that it's a dog eat dog world out there... and vice versa.

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Автор: AndreyVG

12-09-2011, 08:40

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Mr. always seems to get inspiration and renewed vitality by contact with this great novel land of yours which sticks up out of the Atlantic.

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Автор: user_sanek

12-09-2011, 03:28

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Mr. busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but his lawyer thinks he can get him five.

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Автор: nata_z

11-09-2011, 22:19

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