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Mr. is no but yeh but no but yeh but no but yeh but no but yeh but no but yeh but no coz he's never even had sex apart from one time 8 months ago but apart from that he's a complete virgin.

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Автор: infinity312

6-10-2011, 19:16

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Mr. is so fat that if he were one of the three little pigs, he'd say 'Not by the hair on my 26 chins!'

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Автор: Lechika

6-10-2011, 13:16

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Mrs. has teeth that are so yellow that when she smiles the cars start to slow down

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Автор: LANDSER

6-10-2011, 06:28

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Mrs. has got too much blood in her caffeine system

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Автор: wave_j

5-10-2011, 23:58

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Mrs. says information is moving you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets.

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Автор: Alexis86

5-10-2011, 17:12

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Mrs. is Canadian. It's like being American, only without the gun.

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Автор: Andrew69

5-10-2011, 10:28

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Mr. is really tough; he's remorseful

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Автор: Motazuka

5-10-2011, 03:05

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Mrs. distrusts camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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Автор: demo.

4-10-2011, 19:57

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Mr. is a zoomaniac

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Автор: karduw

4-10-2011, 15:15

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Mrs. just loves a bit of cake!

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Автор: Hedeesi

4-10-2011, 09:38

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Mrs. is a mythomaniac

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Автор: hepatik

4-10-2011, 05:13

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Mrs. is embarrassing her children. A full time occupation.

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Автор: estaticsmile

4-10-2011, 00:49

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Mrs. doesn't believe in superstition. It brings bad luck.

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Автор: lex_07

3-10-2011, 16:50

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Mr. is wondering: What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Автор: tormenta

3-10-2011, 09:20

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Mr. stopped to think and forgot to start again

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Автор: menel

3-10-2011, 03:27

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Mrs. can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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Автор: lehis610

2-10-2011, 20:05

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Mrs. thinks that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

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Автор: saz00

2-10-2011, 13:14

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Mrs. is a theatromaniac

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Автор: kkirya

2-10-2011, 06:47

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Mr. is wondering: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

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Автор: Evgen83

2-10-2011, 02:09

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Mr. is a planomaniac

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Автор: Nikitosss

1-10-2011, 18:44

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Mr. is hypocritical; he thinks that hippopotamuses are ugly.

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Автор: ferrUser

1-10-2011, 10:45

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Mr. wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

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Автор: Kvintessent

1-10-2011, 02:19

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Mrs. is living in suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.

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Автор: nadi

30-09-2011, 20:10

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Mrs. is determined to keep on working. Millions on welfare depend on her.

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Автор: Asuv

30-09-2011, 16:00

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Mrs. finds that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.

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Автор: Kolyan00

30-09-2011, 11:00

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