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Mrs. is raging against the machine!

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Автор: Balkon

11-09-2011, 17:23

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Mr. is fastening his seatbelt. It's going to be a bumpy night.

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Автор: Vanechka2008

11-09-2011, 12:58

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Mrs. will not eat oysters - she wants her food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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Автор: blind2d

11-09-2011, 05:26

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Mr. is older and he has more insurance.

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Автор: Vovik

10-09-2011, 21:16

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Mrs. is trying to wave the sails

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Автор: SUNRISELARA

10-09-2011, 14:21

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Mr. would rather be out sick than in sane

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Автор: lenaAlex

10-09-2011, 07:38

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Mr. would make a lovely corpse

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Автор: S.T.A.R.S.

10-09-2011, 01:27

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Mrs. takes one day at a time. Unless they all attack at once!!

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Автор: Wrecker2001

9-09-2011, 21:44

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Mr. an excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

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Автор: Maxata

9-09-2011, 17:45

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Mrs. is prepared for martyrdom, although she prefers that it be postponed

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Автор: mamz.

9-09-2011, 09:58

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Mr. is stripped bare by the curse of plenty.

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Автор: Dishka

9-09-2011, 01:36

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Mr. is pulling a miracle out of the fire

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Автор: Sarsam

8-09-2011, 19:19

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Mrs. is so ugly that she scares blind kids away

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Автор: emigor

8-09-2011, 11:59

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Mr. will not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

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Автор: qwerty8

8-09-2011, 07:49

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Mrs. loves her job. That's why she saves it for later.

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Автор: Prood

8-09-2011, 03:17

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Mr. is being kidnapped by K-Mart

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Автор: Versality

7-09-2011, 20:56

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Mr. thinks that being over the hill is much better than being under it

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Автор: yuliyavitsko

7-09-2011, 13:57

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Mrs. is curious. Who discovered radium?

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Автор: and48

7-09-2011, 07:01

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Mr. is the new black

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Автор: slade2

7-09-2011, 00:11

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Mrs. doesn't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?

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Автор: saenok

6-09-2011, 18:18

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Mrs. never puts off until tomorrow what she can do the day after tomorrow

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Автор: Dilya

6-09-2011, 10:37

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Mr. is so poor that every time the wind blows his address changes

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Автор: kalina

6-09-2011, 04:28

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Mr. says information is moving you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets.

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Автор: Werewolf_IS

5-09-2011, 20:18

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Mr. fought the lawn, and the lawn won.

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Автор: yanatka

5-09-2011, 14:19

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Mr. is sho ugly

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Автор: LisaAlisa

5-09-2011, 09:31

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